It was on June 11, 1962 that Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers staged one of the most daring and infamous prison breaks in history, breaching the maximum security confines of Alcatraz to disappear into the San Franciscan night.
Their fate remains a mystery, but the tale lives on as a stalwart beacon of Bay Area folklore, the ensuing eeriness of Alcatraz Island neighbouring the opulence of the Golden Gate Bridge as pillars to the stage of Super Bowl 60.
Now bear with us while we botch an attempt to shoehorn Alcatraz analogies into footballing narrative, for a story of fortress defiance meets an NFL finale of defiance when the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks fight for the Lombardi Trophy at Levi's Stadium on Sunday.
It had been an escape built on precision planning, execution and deception. Where Morris and the Anglins crafted papier-mâché model heads with which to fool guards during bed checks, Mike Macdonald's Seahawks defense has wreaked havoc with its own subterfuge by way of simulated pressures and Nick Emmanwori-enthused coverage disguise hoodwinking quarterbacks with their Seattle mirage.
Morris and the Anglins spent six months patiently chipping away at the ventilation ducts in their cells using metal spoons and discarded saw blades, before finally creating a gap wide enough to squeeze through. Sam Darnold has taken a spoon to the toiling tunnel of quarterback life, before finally breaking out to forge his own miraculous feat - the chances of his story's continuance, albeit, significantly better than that of the three presumed-deceased convicts. Morris and the Anglins had veiled the noise of crumbling concrete using the former's accordion during the prison's music hour; Darnold has had to drown out his own fair share of disparaging noise.
Where Morris and the Anglins found, at least momentary, freedom through the narrowest of holes, Drake Maye will be challenged to thrive in his own constricted space in the face of Seattle's pocket-crashing pass rushers. Where the brains of Morris masterminded the escape of a supposedly escape-proof Alcatraz, Maye and Vrabel's genius has hoisted New England from a pit of confinement in which they were expected to spend far longer post-dynasty. And where the odds of Morris and the Anglins surviving the bitter cold Bay water flirted with the impossible, the Patriots and Seahawks prepare to face off in what preseason odds ruled the most unlikely Super Bowl matchup in history.
Tales of defiance. Vrabel, Maye and the Patriots, who defied the cliff-fall threat of life after Tom Brady and Bill Belichick to reach the franchise's 12th Super Bowl, and who defied the relief of the local villagers that rejoiced in belief they had finally slayed the six-ringed monster. Darnold, who defied write-off ridicule and the ghosts of New York to mount one of sport's greatest career resurrections. Seattle's Aden Durde, who defied a transatlantic divide and football's traditional coaching landscape as the Londoner that has helped orchestrate one of the NFL's most frightening defenses.
And on the subject of defiance, Bad Bunny will represent Latino audiences as an open critic of the Trump administration and its immigration policies when he becomes the first Latino and Spanish-speaking artist to headline the Super Bowl half-time show as a solo act. Green Day are also performing at the game. They might sing American Idiot; Donald Trump has confirmed he will not be in attendance. The US President, who says the game is too far away, appears not to be a reggaeton fan.
The Super Bowl is here for round 60. Behold the greatest sporting party on earth, where generations of Lester Hayes using stickem, Mike Ditka cigars and Don Shula invincibility merge with natives to the Patrick Mahomes dictatorship, Philly Special fanatics and 28-3 tormentors.
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